THAT PHALLUS MAXIMUS: IT MUSHROOM WHICH IGNITES LUST

Deep within the damp heart of the forest, shrouded in legend, lies a spore known as the Phallus Maximus. Spoken to be laden with potent powers, this uncannily shaped mushroom has enthralled lovers desiring a boost of passion. Many suggest that its powerful aroma ignites the physical currents within, leading one towards a state of intense ecstasy.